- Wed, 19:42: Follow the money. https://t.co/KDt7C0LwSr
- Wed, 22:39: Debate prep! Do your shot lifting warm-ups! https://t.co/w5Rwo9bV2d
- Thu, 02:53: I am going to be live tweeting the debate! Sadly, I had to TIVO that shit, so my tweets will be several hours behind.
- Thu, 07:00: Between two septuagenarians, never has VP been more consequential in an election. Tonight, @KamalaHarris showed she is a leader, @VP Pence reminded us he's a follower.
Fri, 01:55: @ BPLTEX https://t.co/0uR4ol2Cxu Fri, 06:56: Population: 1 Set to Vangelis's "Damask Rose" Bleep Blorp finds themself alone…
Wed, 18:26: @ Olivertree 02/22/2022 will be Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-Tuesday. We will be dressed accordingly. Will you? See you are the Warfield.
Mon, 18:25: OK, who at Facebook is getting fired?