- Thu, 21:17: Warning, the gene editing done by the MRNA vaccines alphabetizes your genome! I'm now Head, Knees, Shoulders, and toes...shoulders and toes! Additional side effects of vaccine, extra free time for achey dads on April fool's day.
- Thu, 21:18: Now that I have my second @Pfizer shot, my 5G connection is so much better! Thanks @BillGates!
Fri, 01:55: @ BPLTEX https://t.co/0uR4ol2Cxu Fri, 06:56: Population: 1 Set to Vangelis's "Damask Rose" Bleep Blorp finds themself alone…
Wed, 18:26: @ Olivertree 02/22/2022 will be Tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-tu-Tuesday. We will be dressed accordingly. Will you? See you are the Warfield.
Mon, 18:25: OK, who at Facebook is getting fired?