Ingredients:
Some butter
Some Gorgonzola
Some Noodles
Water (for the noodles, you twit!)
Start noodles
Nuke butter in bowl for a minute
Stir butter
Add grated Gorgonzola to bowl
Nuke bowl for 30 seconds
whip until the butter and cheese form a consistant sauce
wait for noodles to cook
drain noodles
nuke bowl again for 30 seconds
whip until the butter and cheese form a consistant sauce
mix in noodles
eat
Something aweful happened to me in the past 24 hours. I discovered that *gasp* Bel Gioioso "CRUMBLY" (what the fuck does crumbly mean?) Gorgonzola is nearly as good as imported Mountain Gorgonzola, and costs only 1/4th as much. Fuck cheese cake, I want a Gorgonzola Wheel with a candle on it for my birthday!