Quit admiring the sights, sounds, and smells of your colon before it becomes too spacious for either you or your lovers to derive any sexual gratification from it.
And remember, kids, the outside of your colon is still the inside of you!
0. Tame yet disgusting. The epitome of useless!
1. I would be offended just by you thinking you could speak to me.
2. I don't get it. Is that sposta be mean? Sounds stinky, and naughty, but I don't know about mean.
3. Ouch! You certainly don't like someone and you totally get that point across
4. WOW! That's cutting! You insult their intelligence, their sexual exploits, and their bodily functions, all while coming across as eloquent, yet vulgar!
5. HAHAH! That's great! Unless you intend on saying it to me. In which case, I'll kill everyone you've ever known, their family members, everyone they've ever known, and the Dalai Lama, just for good measure, because I would be so insulted!