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I can FEEL the power savings! [Mar. 14th, 2007|06:06 am]
Can you feel it, too? All the power we're not wasting by flipping to PST a few weeks earlier? Can ya? Huh? Huh?

Like, for example, a week ago it wasn't pitch black when I woke up. Now, it is. I have every light on in the house. SCORE ONE FOR THE EARTH!

Another? Ok. It's hot out, right? I'm going to be waking up when its warmer, and falling to sleep when its warmer, thus, using cooling devices even more!


If I had my druthers, I would just change PST from GMT-8 to GMT-10 ALL YEAR LONG. That means 1 more hour of sleep in the winter and 2 more hours of sleep in the summer.

Two more sweet hours of sleep, followed by two more rocking hours of partying followed by two more sweet hours of sleep.

Thus, the clock would resemble my natural desire to sleep, making me awake more bright eyed, bushy tailed, and less likely to push the limits of my sleep schedule.

It's a good thing smarter people invented clocks and how we use them, because, without their guidance, the caffeine industry would suffer greatly.

Wait! I think I'm on to something! The new Day Light Savings Time is a conspiracy with the world's second largest industry! Coffee consumption will sore with these changes! Stop the presses!