demi0urgos (demi0urgos) wrote,
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demi0urgos

16 pounds

Sung to "16 tons"

Soooooooome...
People say that a cat is made out of fur,
A fat cat's made out of blubber and purr,
Blubber and purr, teeth and claws,
And an awful funk that escapes her jaws.

You way 16 pounds, and what do you get?
I poke in the belly and a trip to the vet,
Goddess Bast don't you call me cuz I can't go,
I've only lost one life. I got eight to go.

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